USA 250 · Special Release
America Dead Pool
Official Collapse Prediction Card
Predicted collapseYOUR DATE HERE
SerialRESERVED
★ USA 250th Anniversary Official Registry ★
When do you think America will collapse?
Official Collapse Prize Pot
$5,320.00
50% of all card sales
Subject to terms. Novelty collectible promotion.
Registry Notice
- One prediction per card.
- Locked after purchase.
- Database record controls purchaser status.
- Physical card is commemorative memorabilia.
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Serialized commemorative card · $20.00 USD · Correct date eligible for pot share per terms
APPROVED*The Founders Would Have Wanted You To Guess.
Reserve a limited-run America Dead Pool collapse prediction card. Pick the calendar day. Lock it in the official database. Receive a serialized physical artifact suitable for framing, vaulting, or explaining at Thanksgiving.
- One card. One date. One audacious claim.
- Pot grows with every reservation (50% of sales).
- Wrong date? You still own premium patriotic cardboard.
Four Patriotic Steps to Glory
- ISelect the exact day you believe the timeline ends.
- IIPurchase your numbered commemorative card before the window closes.
- IIIWe print, serialize, and ship after the release — like a real institution.
- IVShare your prediction. Watch the Collapse Index. Pretend this was always normal.
The Registry Does Not Lie
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What Totally Real People Are Saying
“I picked 2031. The card looks like it belongs in the Smithsonian.”— A Patriot, probably
“Finally, a collectible that matches the national vibe.”— Someone on the internet
“The database record controls purchaser status. I respect that.”— You, after reading the terms
The Clock Is Running. The Pot Is $5,320.00.
Don't be the person who almost reserved a serialized collapse card during America's semiquincentennial and didn't.
*Washington endorsement not historical fact. This is a novelty collectible. The database record controls purchaser status, not physical card possession. No refunds. Pot and any future payout per terms; no guarantee if no qualifying event or correct date. Cards print after the sale window. Shipping estimates only.